Showing posts with label medical satire medical humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label medical satire medical humor. Show all posts

Monday, April 20, 2009

Make Your Own Parabiotic kit

The NEW! ALL-NATURAL! ORGANIC! Way to Maintain Health!

Introducing the

PENSPORE SYSTEM® 
Make-Your-Own -PARABIOTIC Kit

From the Eliminates Network
Makers of Cuzco Copro Gold®!

Stay Healthy with Food, not Chemicals!
Parabiotics enhance your protection from harmful bacteria.

Biotic means living thing. We all know how anti-biotics are anti-living things!
That means anti-biotics are Anti-You! The Synthetic Chemicals which kill!

Recover from Anti-biotics!
Fix your Flora!
Fight Infection!
Feel the Force!

In recent years probiotics have been used to help your own natural good bacteria and to recover from anti-biotics. Although probiotics are helpful they are incomplete. Our Penspore System® Parabiotic comes alongside (para) you and your bacteria and attacks bad bacteria trying to assault you and your good bacteria. Unlike anti-biotics, the Penspore System® has No Harmful Synthetic Chemicals, and is an All-Natural and Organic FOOD!

Our kit is easy to use with these simple steps.

1) Take a loaf of Organic Whole Grain Bread and wet with pure bottled spring water
2) Sprinkle with the contents of our PENSPORE® packet and seal into HyphLife® Bag
3) Place in a warm location for 3 days until it’s green(color of Life) and white(color of Purity)!
4) Eat one slice twice daily for health maintenance and 2 slices four times a day for illness

The Penspore System® is optimized for use with Cuzco Copro Gold®. Both Products are available from your nearest Eliminates Network Associate or at www.peruvianpasture.com.

SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY OFFER!
Buy 3 months supply of the Penspore System® for only $89.99 when you buy 3 months of Cuzco Copro Gold®!


As always with our products, your complete satisfaction guaranteed or no money back!


Not to be used by those with a penicillin allergy